Rachel And Lilly's Awesome Lives

Funny Quotes

Why aren't pencils called writing sticks?
When your BFF farts, clear the area!
If olive oil is made out of olives, then what is baby oil made of?
These walkie talkies won't walk!
If dogs eat hot dogs or corn dogs, is that considered cannibalism?
These Barbie shoes don't fit!
What does lemonade and fudge remind you of?
It's confusing when you see that someone's pants are wet in the rain.
You're laughing because I'm laughing, but I'm laughing because I farted.
Wake up. Be awesome. Sleep. Repeat.
Trees are just puffs on a big stick.
A party without cake is just a meeting.